What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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