FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
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I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
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I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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