Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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