Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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