I think I just saw someone hide a body.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
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I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
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I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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