there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
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Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
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Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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