do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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