i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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