stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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