Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
im six kinds of drunk right now
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today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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