I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
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Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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