i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Hippo gnu deer
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
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Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
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Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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