I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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