I accidentally had phone sex last night
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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