If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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