awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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