Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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