I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
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no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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