everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
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honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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