my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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