im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Randomize
