just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
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I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
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Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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