Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
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I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
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I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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