Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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