You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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