i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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