Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize
