no, he came in my armpit
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
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I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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