Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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