i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
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Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
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Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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