you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
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Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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