Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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