See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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