my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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