Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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