he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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