Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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