Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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