Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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