Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
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I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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