Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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