What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
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No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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