but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
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