Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
God, I missed his penis.
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