the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Randomize
