I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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