how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
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I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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