my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
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He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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