About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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