i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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