Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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