she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
so explain again why im purple
no
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
His nipple licking is glorious
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