ya dads aren't the best wingmen
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
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Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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