this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
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A safari of penis I hurt to the core
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Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Holy sore nipples Batman
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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