I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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