he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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