i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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