So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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