You're my little dorito
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
