I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
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It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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